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Composer: Jim Bob, Fruitbat

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine - Anytime Anyplace Anywhere lyrics



The tequila sun is rising
And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze
Open up some Special Brews
And start drinking
To the biggest mess in town
Then put on your dressing gown
Screw your head on upside down
Drink yourself into the ground

the bottles by the sink
They're the softest fucking drinks on the market
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
The wagon's rolling on
And I'm on it
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
Pick a flavour

CHORUS
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share

Try agrophobic, schizophrenic,
Paranoid attacks of panic
Epileptic fits of laughter
Twenty five million mornings after
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
Name your poison
Pick a flavour
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker,
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin,
Happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloways sore throat expectorant,
After-shave and disinfectant,
Parazone and Fairy Liquid
If it's in a glass you'll drink it

CHORUS
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Songs list of album: 30 Something (1991)
         Title Rating
01   Surfin' Usm lyrics   -
02    Second to Last Will and Testament lyrics Add lyrics   -
03   Anytime Anyplace Anywhere lyrics   -
04    A Prince in a Pauper's Grave lyrics Add lyrics   -
05   Shoppers' Paradise lyrics   -
06   Billy's Smart Circus lyrics   -
07    Bloodsport for All lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss lyrics Add lyrics   -
09   Say It With Flowers lyrics   -
10    Falling on a Bruise lyrics Add lyrics   -
11   The Final Comedown lyrics   -
 

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