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Asylum Street Spankers - Beer lyrics
Speed is a drag it's a big big drag Set your mind on fire make your organs sag. Coke is a joke rather take a toke Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'. Tripping on acid makes you flacid DMT too rich for me. Heroin; aquarium; a nice brown box to bury in. Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and screw Madonna With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide. Well I've tried 'em all and it might sound queer But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer. Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer. I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil. Ecstacy's okay with me On airplane glue you sneeze I chew. Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck Nervous wreck, can I call collect? Nicotine is so obscene And caffiene only makes me mean. Huff a spray paint ain't so quaint It gives you headaches and makes you faint. Hash is a gas like a blast from the past But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass. Well I tried 'em all and it might sound queer But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer. Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer. *harmonica solo* *double tempo* Speed is a drag it's a big big drag Set your mind on fire make your organs sag. Coke is a joke rather take a toke Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'. Tripping on acid makes you flacid DMT too rich for me. Heroin; aquarium; a nice brown box to bury in. Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide. Well I've tried 'em all and it (might sound queer) But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer). Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer. I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil. Ecstacy's okay with me On airplane glue you sneeze I chew. Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck Nervous wreck, can I call collect? Nicotine is so obscene And caffiene only makes me mean. Huff a spray paint ain't so quaint It gives you headaches and makes you faint. Hash is a gas like a blast from the past But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass. Well I tried 'em all and it (might sound queer) But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer). Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer. (We got one!) Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer. Beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! we love beer! *everybody solos* *unintelligable noise* *lead singer talking to band* Man, I'm so high I could hunt ducks with a rake. |
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