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Composer: Rodney Carrington, Mark Gross

Rodney Carrington - Just One Beer lyrics



One beer then I'm gone

The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on

got together and decided to come here

They're not pretty

They're not small

I don't give a damn at all

Tonight I'm only having just one beer

Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers

I don't mind the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just two beers

Three beers but no more

There's no way I'm drinking four

My attitude's improving with the beer

I was mad but now I'm glad

The women in here, they ain't so bad

Tonight I'm only having just three beers

Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers

I kinda like the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just six beers

Twelve beers then I quit

Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit

I just spent my whole paycheck in here

I took a chance

I tried to dance

I threw up and pissed my pants

All off one beer

Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer

At least that's what I said when I got here

It felt so right, but it was wrong

I know that I've stayed too long

I think I musta drank hundred beers

Well now I wished I had only one beer

God I wish I never came in here
Songs list of album: Nut Sack (2003)
         Title Rating
01    Intro lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Hypochondriac lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    Nut Sack lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Tips on Marriage lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Men and Women lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    All the Reasons lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    She'd Be a Millionaire lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   Don't Look Now lyrics   -
09   That's Just My Luck lyrics   -
10   That Awful Day lyrics   -
11    Carlos, Man of Love lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   Just One Beer lyrics   -
13   It's Too Late lyrics   -
14    The Night the Bar Closed Down lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Letter to My Penis lyrics Add lyrics   -
16    It's Too Late [Radio Edit Version] lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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