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Composer: Kinky Friedman, Panama Red

Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus lyrics



(kinky friedman & panama red)

I left barber college

Searchin for knowledge,

Went to the university.

I must confess, sir

This lady professor

She turned me on to anthropology.

Now Im a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus

Lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

Dear doctor howard

Come down from your tower

And join me for lunch at the y.

Although youre thirty

I still think youre pretty

Lets give it that good ole college try.

cause Im a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus

Lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

Ok!

Hey jomo kenyatta

No, no, youre not a

Australopithecine boogieman.

Its took us a jillion

But were all still here, been

Boogeyin since boogeyin began.

And Im a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus

Lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

You know Im a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

You know that Im a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus

Lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

Im but a homo erectus

Got to connect this

Bone that I discovered yesterday.

Tyrannosaurus

Lived in the forest,

Died because its heart got in the way.

Watch out for homo erectus ...
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