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Richard Cheese - Smoke Two Joints lyrics
I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more My daddy always told me, "son, you be hard working man" My ma-ma-mama always told me "son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said: "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first, take care of head!" So I smoke two joints when I get up In the limo, I smoke two joints I smoke a couple joints when I play video games And at every ten thousand points I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more [Piano solo] Yeah!!! [Drums and horn] I smoke two joints in the AM I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the evening, It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace, And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more! |
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