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Slim Dusty - He's a Good Bloke When He's Sober lyrics



There's a character I've met in my travels
And of him in this song I will tell
Just listen and you'll be reminded
Of someone like him you know well
He annoys everyone who is near him,
Sitting there on his barstool
He's a really nice bloke when he's sober
But a pain in the rear when he's full..

With each drink he gathers more wisdom
While good manners take a back seat
He butts in on your conversation
And bores you until you retreat
Then he starts on the barmaid or barman
With unlimited dull boring junk
He's a man of few words when he's sober
But you can't shut him up when he's drunk.

[Instrumental]

Oh they're personal friends of the famous
The dancers and sportsmen and so
And they tell all the bad things about them
Or the good things you don't want to know
Repeating themselves as they bore you
You're a bloody good lot they insist
They don't know you at all when they're sober
But they're your best friend when they're pissed.

Well I'm using the men for example
But we know lots of women the same
Quite often they're worse than the men are
Cause no-one can talk like a dame.
They'll hug you and call you oh darlin'
You're the only great hero I choose
And they're pretty stand off-ish when sober
But come on like a rash when they're boozed.

[Instrumental]

So with each drink they gather more wisdom
While good manners take a back seat
And they butt in on your conversation
And bore you until you retreat
Then they start on the barmaid or barman
While swaying there on their barstool
Well they're pretty nice folks when they're sober
But a pain in the rear when they're full.

All together.
Then they start on the barmaid or barman
While swaying there on their barstool
Well they're pretty nice folks when they're sober
But a pain in the rear when they're full

All together.
And with each drink they gather more wisdom
While good manners take a back seat
And they butt in on your conversation
And bore you until you retreat
Then they start on the barmaid or barman
While swaying there on their barstool
Well they're really nice folks when they're sober
But a pain in the rear when they're full.
dah dah da da dah
Songs list of album: Pubs, Trucks and Plains (2007)
         Title Rating
01    A Pub with No Beer [1979 Version Radio Edit] lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Born with an Endless Thirst lyrics Add lyrics   -
03   The Bloke Who Serves the Beer lyrics  
2.50
04   Duncan lyrics  
1.00
05    Must've Been a Hello of a Party lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   Three Rivers Hotel lyrics   -
07    Wobbly Boot lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   He's a Good Bloke When He's Sober lyrics  
5.00
09    Drowning My Blues lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Brown Bottle Blues lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Old Bush Pub lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Callaghan's Hotel lyrics Add lyrics   -
13    Pay Day at the Pub lyrics Add lyrics   -
14    Joe Maguire's Pub lyrics Add lyrics   -
15    Nebo Pub lyrics Add lyrics   -
16    Finney's Home Brew lyrics Add lyrics   -
17    Little Old One Horse Pub lyrics Add lyrics   -
18    The Pub Rock lyrics Add lyrics   -
19    The Answer to the Pub with No Beer lyrics Add lyrics   -
20    A Pub with No Beer [Original 1957 Version] lyrics Add lyrics   -
21    No Good Truckin' Man lyrics Add lyrics   -
22    Bent-Axle Bob lyrics Add lyrics   -
23    Under the Spell of Highway One lyrics Add lyrics   -
24    Pushin' Time lyrics Add lyrics   -
25    Long Black Road lyrics Add lyrics   -
26   Names Upon the Wall lyrics  
4.75
27    Gotta Keep Movin' lyrics Add lyrics   -
28    Truckin's in My Blood lyrics Add lyrics   -
29    Dieseline Dreams lyrics Add lyrics   -
30    The Lady Is a Truckie lyrics Add lyrics   -
31    Rolling Down the Road lyrics Add lyrics   -
32    Kelly's Offsider lyrics Add lyrics   -
33    Star Trucker lyrics Add lyrics   -
34    Highway One lyrics Add lyrics   -
35    Something in the Pilliga lyrics Add lyrics   -
36    Trucks, Tarps and Trailers lyrics Add lyrics   -
37    Sally (The Girl on Channel 8) lyrics Add lyrics   -
38    Mechanised Swaggie lyrics Add lyrics   -
39    Lights on the Hill lyrics Add lyrics   -
40    One Truckie's Epitaph lyrics Add lyrics   -
41    Hard, Hard Country lyrics Add lyrics   -
42    Back to the Old Saltbush Plains lyrics Add lyrics   -
43    When the Rain Tumbles Down in July lyrics Add lyrics   -
44    Land of No Second Chance lyrics Add lyrics   -
45    The Birdsville Track lyrics Add lyrics   -
46    Plains of Peppimenarti lyrics Add lyrics   -
47    By a Fire of Gidgee Coal lyrics Add lyrics   -
48    Things I See Around Me lyrics Add lyrics   -
49   Indian Pacific lyrics  
5.00
50    Cattlemen from the High Plains lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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