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Robin Williamson - Toderoday lyrics
When I was a little baby, six inches tall, People were astounded how loud I could bawl. I jumped up to London all in a single bound, Over St. Paul’s steeple before I touched the ground. Toderoday Now, I had a little greyhound, the sweetest you’ve seen, I learned her to waltz and sing “God Save the Queen”. Her tail it was ten yards long, bushy and very wide: Seven London aldermen all on that tail could ride. Toderoday This dog was the finest in the world, and at one time also the fastest. Until one day, when a terrible thing happened… As my dog ran round and round and round and round a small back garden, she happened to run over a scythe blade that some fool left lying rusting in the long grass and the nettles. My poor dog was sliced from end to end like one of those long sandwiches you call a baguette. Naturally, I was horrified. But I never lost my presence of mind. There happened to be a small bottle of white vinegar on the kitchen window sill and I liberally sprinkled both halves of my dog with the white vinegar, then I tied her together again with strips of a tea-towel that my wife had left lying drying on the hedge. And do you know… that dog was better than ever it was after that, but just for one thing… In my haste I had tied one pair of legs facing up and one pair of legs facing down. But now my could run coming and going at once. And bark at both ends. I had a little chicken, of her I took care. I put her in a mussel shell and she hatched me a hare, The hare became a milk white pony, about eighteen hands high Anyone with a bigger tale to tell? Oh dear, what a lie! Toderoday |
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