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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon lyrics
Bruce BurchFreddie WellerCledus T. Judd, ForayCaretaker Music (BMI)Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) Been together four years and have five kids So we did the right thing and finally got hitched We tracked down the preacher after altar call And proceeded to the VFW Hall When he said Cledus T. do you take (Debra Liz ???) I stuttered I do knowin' I done did The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer Now that's about as swanky as this town gets For they don't throw rice heck they threw GRITS No stretch limousine, just a full sized van But at least we was headed to the promised land On our hillbilly honeymoon No champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew And soda pop too On our hillbilly honeymoon Spent all our money on pay per view Didn't need Playboy to get in the mood Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II And III and IV I was up in the room On our hillbilly honeymoon Well after a while things simmered down So we got dressed up for a night on the town There ain't nothing too good for my sweetheart Took a romantic stroll through the Super Wal*Mart We got back wanting some fancy cuisine We bought out the whole dern vending machine MMM MMM good On our hillbilly honeymoon No dainty little plates of finger food Just M |
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