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Eddie Cantor - Eddie Cantor's Automobile Song lyrics



I don’t care for diamond rings
Real estate and other things
What’s a million dollars more or less?
I don’t care to own a yacht
They can’t mean an awful lot
My ambition you will never guess
I wanna get myself an automobile with a horn that goes (honks horn)
I’ll be in heaven when I’m there at the wheel and the darn thing blows (honks horn)
I’ve never had a girl that I could pet
Cause with a face like mine, they’re hard to get
But with a horn upon my little coupe
Things will be coming my way!
Let me tell you why girls won’t pass me by
They must fall for my (honks horn)
I wanna get myself an-

Police Officer: Pull over there! Pull over! What’s a matter with you? What’s the idea of coming down here at forty miles an hour? Besides, you’re drivin’ on the wrong side of the street! And I had my hand up and you went right ahead! I suppose you know you’ll lose your license for this.

Eddie: The joke’s on you, Officer. I ain’t got a license!
I wanna get myself an automobile
With a horn that goes (honks horn)
It’s the only horn that has sex appeal when the darn thing blows (honks horn)
The girls will flock around each time it’s played
Cause I’m the piper who must be paid
Let me give you boys a bit of advice
If your girls are like ice
If you can’t get by with your scotch and rye
Then I’ll loan you my (honks horn)
Ah!
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