|
James McMurtry - Choctaw Bingo lyrics
Strap them kids in Give em a lil bit of vodka in a cherry coke were goin to oklahoma to the family reunion for the first time in years its up at uncle slatons cuz hes gettin on in years no longer travels but hes still pretty spry hes not much on talk and hes too mean to die and they'll be comin down from kansas and west arkansas it'll be one big old party like you've never saw uncle slaton's got his texan pride back in the thickets with his asian bride hes got an airstream trailer and a holstein cow still makes whiskey cuz he still knows how plays that chocktaw bingo every friday night you know he had to leave texas but he won't say why he owns a quarter section up by lake ufalla caught a great big ol bluecat on a driftin jugline sells his hardwood timber to the chippin mill cooks that crystal meth cuz his shine don't sell he cooks that crystal meth cuz his shine don't sell you know he likes that money, he don't mind the smell my cousin roscoe, slaton's oldest boy from his second marraige up in illinois hes raised in east st louis by his mammas people where they do things different thought he'd come on down hes goin to dallas texas in a semi truck caught from that big mcdonalds you know that one thats built up on that big old bridge across the will rogers turnpike took the big cabin exit stopped and bought a carton of cigarrets at that indian smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings and the cherokee nations hittin the skogee late that night somebody ran the stoplight at the shawnee bypass roscoe tried to miss him but he didn't quite bob and mae come up from some little town way down by lake taxoma where he coaches football they were two-A champions for two years running but he says they wont be this year not they wont be this year and he stopped off in tuska at the pop knife and gun place bought a sks rifle and a couple full cases of that steel core ammo with the beardam primers from some east bloc nation that no longer needs em and a desert eagle thats one great big old pistol i mean fifty caliber made by bad-ass ebers and some surplus tracers for that old BAR of slatons as soon as it gets dark were gonna have us a time were gonna have us a time ruth-anne and lynn come from baxter springs thats one hell-raisin town way down in southeastern kansas got a biger bar next to the lingerie store thats got rollin stones lips up there in bright pink neon and they're right downtown where everyone can see em and they burn all night you know they burn all night they burn all night Uncle slaton's got his texan pride back in the thickets with his asian bride hes got a corner pasture and an acre lots he sells them owner financed strictly to them its got no kind of credit cause he knows they're slackers and they'll miss that payment and he'll take it back plays that choctaw bingo every friday night he drinks his johnny walker at that club 69 were gonna strap those kinds in give em a lil bit of vinadryll were gonna have us a time were gonna have us a time |
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Last added lyrics |
|---|
 Wolves in Wolves' Clothing by NOFX |
 Fear of Flying by Mya |
 Moodring by Mya |
 Fundamental by Pet Shop Boys |
 Jimmy Roses by Jimmy Roses |
