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Composer: Allen Covert, Adam Sandler, Frank Coraci, Roseberg, Jon, Judd Apatow

Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous lyrics



- "Polychronopolous"

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're fucking wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

Deal with it
Songs list of album: What the Hell Happened to Me? (1996)
         Title Rating
01    Joining the Cult lyrics Add lyrics   -
02   Respect lyrics   -
03    Ode to My Car lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal lyrics Add lyrics   -
05   The Goat lyrics   -
06    The Chanukah Song [live] lyrics Add lyrics   -
07   The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over lyrics   -
08   The Hypnotist lyrics   -
09   Steve Polychronopolous lyrics   -
10    The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Do It for Your Mama lyrics Add lyrics   -
12   Crazy Love lyrics   -
13   The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson lyrics   -
14    The Adventures of the Cow lyrics Add lyrics   -
15   Dip Doodle lyrics   -
16    The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman lyrics Add lyrics   -
17   Memory Lane lyrics   -
18    Mr. Bake-O lyrics Add lyrics   -
19    Sex or Weight Lifting lyrics Add lyrics   -
20    What the Hell Happened to Me? lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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