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Da Yoopers - Bingo Fever lyrics
1. YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STRANGER WHEN YOU'RE IN A BINGO TRANCE THE KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE WITH YOUR BINGO BAG AND DAUBER AND YOUR LUCKY BINGO PANTS YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER GOING OFF TO WAR 2. YOU BEG THE KIDS FOR MONEY BUT THEY HIDE THEIR PIGGY BANKS YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY UNCLE WHEN HE NEEDS A DRINK YOU'RE MUMBLING AND YOU'RE SWEATING AND YOU GOT THE BINGO SHAKES I THINK ITS TIME TO SEE A BINGO SHRINK YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO ONLY ONCE A WEEK THEN YOU GOT THE FEVER NOW YOU'RE A BINGO FREAK CHORUS: YOU PLAY BINGO UP IN LANSE WITH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR AUNTS AND YOU TELL ME THAT ITS ONLY RECREATION BUT YOU ALWAYS GET SO HOT WHEN YOU HAVE TO SPLIT THE POT THEY HAVE TO KICK YOU OFF THE RESERVATION 3. I REMEMBER ON OUR HONEYMOON I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL CAUSE YOU KEPT YELLING BINGO IN YOUR SLEEP YOU DRAGGED ME OUT OF BED AND THREW ME UP AGAINST THE WALL AND SAID “YOU BETTER CALL 1-17 YOU CREEP” 4. THEN THERE WAS THAT OTHER TIME DOWN AT THE LEGION HALL REMEMBER THAT OLE’ LADY THAT YOU CLOBBERED YOU WERE PLAYING 50 CARDS AND SHE WAS PLAYING ONE SHE YELLED BINGO AND YOU STABBED HER WITH YOUR DAUBER YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO TO PLAY IT JUST FOR KICKS NOW YOU'RE A BINGO JUNKIE AND YOU NEED A BINGO FIX (REPEAT CHORUS) 5. NOW HERE YOU ARE JUST SITTING IN THIS MARQUETTE COUNTY JAIL FOR BEATING UP THAT POOR OLD BINGO CALLER YOU SAID THAT GUMMER RIGGED THE GAME HE WOULDN'T LET YOU WIN HE PRETENDED THAT HE DIDN'T HEAR YOU HOLLER YOU TRIED TO KICK THE HABIT BUT IT DROVE YOU UP THE WALL SO YOU SNUCK OUT WITH YOUR BINGO BUDDIES UP TO THE BINGO HALL (REPEAT CHORUS) |
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