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Insane Clown Posse - Mad Professor lyrics
He He He (knock knock) Oh shit he's here Hi Uhh how ya doing? Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh? Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen Whoa you all right there Excuse me real apolstry I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the... Mutherfucka You want my couch You muthafucka I need your mutherfucking brain You can't have my couch What the fuck you thinking Now come here you big fat muthafucka get on the table I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school School never liked me, cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well were my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead I made a lot of things cool Like a frog with a turkey neck it was the shit, yeah But I'm still lonely I need a homey So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live That's right why you don't like it I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hide" Trunks full, this part's wack Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar in the low Or better yet look out the fucking window I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on, come own It's the thuggish ruggish Bone OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert Fuck, shit, didn't work You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure did come on in I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan or sumthing? What the fuck bro? You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts Come here I'm gonna fuck you up Get back here He's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me tell ya But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute You hear that? Yeah It's alive, I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock N Rye Pour it in the cup Give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that Get him set, get him ready it's all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the herts all the way up for this shit And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? "Shaggy ?" What up Y'all? You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity |
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