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Lou Reed - Average Guy lyrics
Miss Riley had a dog She used to keep it in her back yard And when the dog began to bark All the neighbours began to shout Then came a stormy night, Miss Riley let her dog out And when the neighbours found him 'round They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down And he went: oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow Miss Murphy had a cat, on her lap it sat And once in a great big while And once in a great big while It looked like that Cheshire cat did smile But one day it got so hot That Cheshire cat had a blood clot And she said: oooh meow meow, oooh meow meow Then the dog met the cat The dog was hot and the cat was met Then came some sweaty dude He put a board between the two Then they couldn't get at it, got frustrated all about it So they did the only thing you could do They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two And they said: oooh wow, bow wow meow, oooh wow, bow wow meow |
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