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Bob Rivers - Christmas Party Song lyrics
It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee Till someone said, "You don't know the danger." "The boss's friend is gay" More beer for you and for me And stories for us to share No fear, I jumped on a desk And danced while everyone stared I didn't even know I put on a show Till next morning take a look at that It's faxed to one and all Merry Christmas to one and all It's Christmas time at the office party We'll get drunk, and do annoying things I grabbed the boss's wife by the ass And had myself a fling We'll goose a friend and tell off a manager Piss him off and send him on his way And have a toast to laugh at his anger Pink slips on the way "You're fired!" More beer for you and for me And stories for us to share No fear, I'm happy to table dance On cubicle square She didn't even know she put on a show Until the next morning, take a look at that It's posted on the internet Merry Christmas to one and all! "You're fired! Oh, and uh, Merry Christmas!" |
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