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Bob Rivers - It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year lyrics
It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping you're cheating Impulsively eating that junk at the mall It's the heav-heaviest season of all There'll be turkeys for basting And stuffing for tasting And giblets and gravy will flow There'll be cookies that mom baked And leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago It's the scale flattening time of the year While your diet you're blowing There's calories going straight down to your rear It's the scale flattening time of the year There'll be after meal dosing And arteries closing Cholesterol levels will grow It's too cold to go jogging To brisk for tobogganing So pass me a hot buttered roll It's the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and Chocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fear It's the most fattening time, It's the belt loosening time, It's the most fattening time of the year |
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