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Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song lyrics
Piano Intro.) I always will remember 'twas a year ago November, I went out to hunt some deer, On a morning, bright and clear. I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow, Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow. I was in no mood to trifle, I took down my trusty rifle, And went out to stalk my prey, What a haul I made that day, I tied them to my fender and I drove them home, somehow, Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow. The law was very firm - it,took away my permit, The worst punishment I ever endured. It turned out there was a reason, cows were out of season, And one of the hunters, - wasn't insured. People ask me how I do it, And I say there's nothing to it, You just stand there looking cute, And when something moves, - you shoot. And there's ten stuffed heads, In my trophy room right now, Two game wardens, seven hunters, And a pure bred Guernsey cow (gd/naas |
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