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Composer: Monty Python, Eric Idle

Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics



Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
Songs list of album: Sings (1991)
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01    Always Look on the Bright Side of Life lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Sit on My Face lyrics Add lyrics   -
03   Lumberjack Song lyrics   -
04    Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) lyrics Add lyrics   -
05   Oliver Cromwell lyrics   -
06   Money Song lyrics   -
07   Accountancy Shanty lyrics   -
08   Finland lyrics   -
09   Medical Love Song lyrics   -
10   I'm So Worried lyrics   -
11   Every Sperm Is Sacred lyrics   -
12    Never Be Rude to an Arab lyrics Add lyrics   -
13   I Like Chinese lyrics   -
14    Eric the Half-A-Bee Song lyrics Add lyrics   -
15   Brian Song lyrics   -
16   Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics   -
17    The Meaning of Life lyrics Add lyrics   -
18    Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song) lyrics Add lyrics   -
19    All Things Dull and Ugly lyrics Add lyrics   -
20   Decomposing Composers lyrics   -
21   Henry Kissinger lyrics   -
22   I've Got Two Legs lyrics   -
23    Christmas in Heaven lyrics Add lyrics   -
24   Galaxy Song lyrics   -
25   Spam Song lyrics   -
 

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