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Composer: Monty Python, Eric Idle

Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics



Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
Songs list of album: Live at Drury Lane (1974)
         Title Rating
01    Introduction lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Llamas (Including Granada) lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    Gumby -- Flower Arranging lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Terry Jones -- Link lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Secret Service lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    Wrestling lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    Communist Quiz (Including World in Action) lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   Idiot Song lyrics   -
09    Albatross lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Colonel lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Nudge, Nudge lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Cocktail Bar lyrics Add lyrics   -
13    Travel Agent lyrics Add lyrics   -
14    Spot the Brain Cell lyrics Add lyrics   -
15   Bruce's Philosophers Song lyrics   -
16    Argument Song lyrics Add lyrics   -
17    Four Yorkshiremen lyrics Add lyrics   -
18    Election Special: Prestige Theme/We'll Keep a Welcome/Raindrops ... lyrics Add lyrics   -
19   Lumberjack Song lyrics   -
20    Theme Song "Liberty Bell" lyrics Add lyrics   -
21    Parrot Sketch lyrics Add lyrics   -
22    Theme Song "Liberty Bell" lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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