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Composer: Mojo Nixon

Mojo Nixon - Ufo's Big Rig's & BBQ lyrics



[00:03.49]Howdy!
[00:06.35]I'm gonna tell y'all a story you ain't gonna believe
[00:09.58]It's about UFOs, big rigs, and barbecue

[00:16.87]Well, I'm squishin' armadillos out on Interstate 10
[00:22.42]Headin' out of Houston once again
[00:27.68]Then I seen somethin shootin' right across the sky
[00:33.01]All covered in fur with one big eye... Shazam
[00:38.53]So I stomped on my brakes, let my baby whine
[00:43.87]I'm havin' me a close encounter of the diesel kind
[00:49.34]Then the spaceman spoke, it sound sorta funny
[00:54.63]Kinda like a Yankee banker all outta money
[00:58.56]You know what he told me? He said:

[01:00.50]"Well, UFOs are big rigs
[01:03.15]That come from Outer Space
[01:06.01]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth
[01:08.95]Lookin' for some food to eat
[01:11.27]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies
[01:13.82]Out past the Great Unknown
[01:16.75]UFOs are big rigs far from home"

[01:22.32]Now that furry flyin' saucer guy said he was lookin' for some barbecue!
[01:26.80]So I took him down to Dreamland Barbecue down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
[01:30.64]You know what we got?

[01:32.10]We got ribs, white bread, and ice cold beer
[01:38.28]We was eatin' so hard I didn't even stare
[01:41.47]And that boy was ugly too
[01:43.68]Said the waitress reminded him of someone who was far, far away
[01:48.90]Took another white pill, another long day
[01:52.48]Everybody now!

[01:54.36]Well, UFOs are big rigs
[01:57.09]That come from Outer Space
[02:00.07]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth
[02:02.82]Lookin' for some food to eat
[02:05.14]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies
[02:07.67]Out past the Great Unknown
[02:10.59]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home

[02:14.48]C'mon, boys, I think I see Mr. Spock over there! Hey!

[02:29.31]Then that space alien said somethin' that was music
[02:32.12]To my truck drivin' carbuncle-budded ears:
[02:36.78]"Well, out past Mars ain't no speed limit!"
[02:42.65]Said he owns his space truck, he don't rent it
[02:47.78]And his back was achin', could he somewhere get him a massage?
[02:53.24]There stood Sapphire's Space Age Love Garage
[02:56.83]Ha Ha! C'mon!

[02:58.56]Well, UFOs are big rigs
[03:01.33]That come from Outer Space
[03:04.31][03:47.65]Stoppin' off at the truck stop Earth
[03:07.01]Lookin' for some food to eat
[03:09.25]Ya can't get no Beanie Weenies
[03:11.91]Out past the Great Unknown
[03:14.62]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home
[03:19.88]Yeah, UFOs are big rigs far from home

[03:26.63]Man, that boy shot outta here faster than Richard Petty!
[03:32.71]Look at that antenna he's got!
[03:34.44]I betcha he could pick up Dave Nemo and tha Road Gang on the other side of the Sun!
Songs list of album: Gadzooks: The Homemade Bootleg (1997)
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01   Ufo's Big Rig's & BBQ lyrics  
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