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Composer: Hendrickson, Junior, Goober Miller

Goober & the Peas - Cordially Invited lyrics



You and yours cordially invited
To a private affair at my estate
Formal attire is all that you require
Respondez s'il vous plait

Welcome everyone to my private party, thank you for coming
Help yourself to the complimentary champagne, cocktails, H'orderves
Caviar, oui or non

Not too many people who know the other people
So you'll have to mingle
Mingle everyone, go on ahead and mingle
Try and meet five new friends

Come one and come all the cordially invited
You and yours to my estate
Formal attire is all that you require
Respondez s'il vous plait

Feel free to roam the grounds at your leisure
My parlor features an original Renoir and Degas
These columns are.... I beg your pardon, are Doric
Has anyone taken a dip in my pool
I keep it about 75 degrees

I've taken the time (taken the care)
To invite a lot of pretty ladies
Young and old alike, boys and girls
And the senior citizens

Hello dearie, this is mister Arfunkle
Berry old boy will you get her a soda
At this time we'll bring out the two choices for the entree
First of all we'll be roasting a pig
And what else junior?
(ahh shish… shish kabobs)
SHISH KABOBS!

Just like I said
It's quite an affair the cordially invited
You and yours to my estate
Formal attire is all that you require
Respondez s'il vous plait

I've spared no expense in hiring tonight’s entertainment
These boys play that bebop style jazz the kids really seem to enjoy
Hello m'am, you look ravishing, could I have this da..
Sir can I cut in, thank you
Alright maestros, something really swinging now
ring-a-ding-a-ding, ring-a-ding-a, ring-a-ding-a-ding-da
ring-a-ding-a-ding, ya-dada-daa, yadadadeeda

The wait staff has been very very corporative I hope, I take it
Wonderful
The stars are shining, the moon is whining, and that’s reminding me
How none of you ever invited me over
And that kind of bothers me but not that much
You got your busy lives to lead
But when I moved here 27 years ago
I never expected to become major in a day

You’ve eaten all my food
Drank all my booze
And my champagne

But that’s fine, that’s fine
That’s why you were cordially invited
With formal attire being all you were required
And you showed up wearing just your jeans
And you women in your halter tops
None of you really mingled
You didn't meet five new friends
And that really ticks me offff

Excuse me Moe is this on
You’re probably all wondering why I brought you here tonight
And more importantly what was that beef you were eating
And why it tastes so good
Well I took a very flavorful poison
And you're now marinating for next year’s SHISH KABOB!
Bon appétit

You and yours cordially invited
To a private affair at my estate
Formal attire is all that you require
Respondez s'il vous plait

You and yours cordially invited
To a private affair at my estate
Formal attire is all you will require
Respondez s'il vous plait
Songs list of album: The Jet-Age Genius of Goober & the Peas (1995)
         Title Rating
01   Cordially Invited lyrics  
5.00
02    Hurry Hurry lyrics Add lyrics   -
03    Sentimental Tina lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Loose Lips lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    One Last Kiss lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    E-Flat lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    It's Not Like That lyrics Add lyrics   -
08    Jumpship lyrics Add lyrics   -
09    Neighbors lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Alienation (Peer Group) lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Killing Is Bad lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Moanin' lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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