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Dance Hall Crashers - I Did It for the Toys lyrics
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe tasted like egg nog and it was gross said he was lonely and it had been a while the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes he sat me down and went on and on wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone he said the plumber must've done something right he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) Santa kissed me under the mistletoe i guess i'm wondering how far this would go we talked and drank until it was light then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight but i kept thinking of the swag for free besides the old geezer needs some company well i've been broke this year it wouldn't be so bad i hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had.... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) Santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys figured i could get something more than i did from other boys Santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys smiled at me and wanted to see if i would but he's a pervert you can tell by his smile or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time i'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mine guess i should really reveal my family ties he won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball right between the eyes... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys figured i could get something more than i did from other boys santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 ) what a loser! |
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