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Composer: Paul Heaton, David Rotheray

The Beautiful South - I May Be Ugly lyrics



(heaton/rotheray)
With a face like a crab's bus ticket
And skin like a llama's door mat
He was always gonna struggle
Nature had seen to that

He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies
Where bogart gets the dame
But a lorry load of lorre
Is still the score of pain

And he sings
I may be ugly
But i've got the bottle-opener
He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw
And in the party party politics of this ugly fame
There is no orderly queue

With a chin like a tramp's juke-box
And eyes like a rhino's ash-tray
It was always going to be pantomime
That made him sing and dance anyway

When you feel like london
And you look like hull
You think travolta pulled newton - john
Who did john hurt pull?

And they compliment the compliment
And it's driving you insane
It's like talking to a helicopter
When you know that you're a plane

Breath like a mountain goat's satchel
Nose like a pool of sick
But you always leave your flies ahoy
'cause the world wants to suck your dick
Let it suck!

And he sings
I may be ugly
But i've got the bottle-opener
He may be fat but he's got the cork-screw
And in the party party politics of this ugly fame
There is no orderly queue
Songs list of album: Quench (1998)
         Title Rating
01    How Long's a Tear Take to Dry? lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    The Lure of the Sea lyrics Add lyrics   -
03   Big Coin lyrics   -
04   Dumb lyrics   -
05   Perfect 10 lyrics   -
06   The Slide lyrics   -
07    Look What I Found in My Beer lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   The Table lyrics   -
09    Window Shopping for Blinds lyrics Add lyrics   -
10   Pockets lyrics   -
11   I May Be Ugly lyrics   -
12   Losing Things lyrics   -
13    Your Father and I lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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