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Composer: George Clinton, Bernie Worrell, Gary Shider, Glen Goins

Funkadelic - Take Your Dead Ass Home lyrics



spoken}
(what about the woodpecker thing?)
Yeah, they call me the kid
Sexy man
But I know nothing about the great big H
I'd watch that football game while the hornies occupied my day
I never peeped to where she was coming from
When she'd say, "Though you're here, I'm all alone"
Then she made it perfectly clear
With some inspiring words in a song, dig:

{sung:}
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (now light my fire, baby!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (a-flick-a my Bic, even!)
If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home (I'd love to play in your tidy bowl)
Ha, ha whoo-eee!

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe
He was dreaming of Venus
And took out his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
OK bye!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii! (x2)

There once was some freaks from L.A. (who)
Who came to New York to play
They was busted by the pussy posse
And the prosecutor popped them in the pen
Put your foot on the rock
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, aiii!

Well, flick-a my Bic, baby!

If you ain't gonna get it on
Take your dead ass home
(x5)
Well, light my fire baby, flick-a my Bic
I'll come if you call

There once was a man from Peru
Who went to sleep in his canoe (say somethin' nasty!)
He was dreaming of Fifi
And took out his peepee
And woke up with a handfull of goo
Put your foot on the rock!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ohh!

There once was some freaks from L.A. (and what'd they do?)
Who came to New York to p
Songs list of album: Tales of Kidd Funkadelic (1976)
         Title Rating
01    Butt-To-Butt Resuscitation lyrics Add lyrics   -
02    Let's Take It to the People lyrics Add lyrics   -
03   Undisco Kidd lyrics   -
04   Take Your Dead Ass Home lyrics   -
05    I'm Never Gonna Tell It lyrics Add lyrics   -
06    Tales of Kidd Funkadelic [Opusdelite Years] lyrics Add lyrics   -
07    How Do Yeaw View You? lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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