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Shirehorses - Country Spouse Blurb lyrics
Bloomin’ ‘eck! What’s going on now with him? My Wife’s got three chins! City fella I hate Paul Weller I thought to myself, “Whoops, my wife’s a little tubby.” Stuffing her fat face continually. She’s been to the clinic But her heart’s not in it Curry and Rice, an apple slice in a minute Caught in a nightmare of pie and peas Oh I’m Jack Spratt She’s so fat I live with me spouse My very big spouse in the country Necking gravy chips and peas That’s the food she eats In the country She drinks a gallon of pils But the weight she spills in the country Have a ham and pickle balm That’ll keep her calm in the country Scoffing Knickerbocker Glory She’ll always ignore me Feeding her face whilst watching Jackanory Downing her order, a mug of tea Sitting on the shitter Whilst knocking back bitter She needs a helping hand, I’d better go and get her Oh, what a case of obesity Yes, and how She’s a lardy arsed cow I live with me spouse My very big spouse in the country Necking gravy chips and peas That’s the food she eats In the country She drinks a gallon of pils But the weight she spills in the country Have a ham and pickle balm That’ll keep her calm in the country In the country (Whoa) In the country (Whoa) In the country [Guitar Solo] In the country (Whoa) In the country (Whoa) In the country I live with me spouse My very big spouse in the country Necking gravy chips and peas That’s the food she eats In the country She has a gallon of pils But the weight she spills in the country Have a ham and pickle balm That’ll keep her calm in the country In the country (Whoa) In the country (Whoa) In the country |
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