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Clay Riness - Potentially Abscessed Man lyrics
You don’t see it coming. It happens one day. You suddenly feel you’re not feeling okay. A low throbbing lingers down deep in your head. It’s a festering molar, and a day full of dread. Two or three days and you feel even worse. (Who could) cast such a spell and bring on such a curse? Every breath is a brand new adventure in pain, but you’re still in denial though dread still remains. CHORUS: [I’m long in the tooth, many years from my youth. So heed this advice if you can. I will sing from the heart to offer my part, a potentially abscessed man.] Finally you’re sure it’s the doctor you need. The pain is so crippling you can’t even eat. (And then ) in dental crisis you pray for the chair. You’d pay twice the fee if he’d just put you there. “The x-rays are gloomy” he says as he squints, “but it’s got to come out.” You say “good” as you wince. Two pricks of the needle, your face is gone numb and extraction comes quickly and soon it is done. Repeat Chorus (When it’s) over he comes to you bearing bad news. Periodontally speaking, your teeth are all loose. (There are) pockets and plaque and the bone loss is stout, and your gums have receded. Your teeth may fall out. (So stock) up on your toothbrushes and your toothpaste. And whenever you eat then go flossing post haste. (And at) pain’s slightest sign you should do what you can. ‘Cause you might be a potentially abscessed man. LAST CHORUS: [I’m long in the tooth, many years from my youth. So heed this advice if you can.. Take good care of your gums or one day you’ll become a potentially abscessed man.] |
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