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Clay Riness - What Would I Say to Sarah Silverman? lyrics
What would I say to Sarah Silverman? I'd tell her "close your eyes and just try and pretend, That we've known each other since our long agos." And she might smile and say "you're looking good, old friend." What would she say if I said I'd been married twenty years, That life was great and that I'd seen it through? She might be speechless for a time, and smile her little smile, And then say with welled-up eyes she loves me too. CHORUS: [Sarah Silverman, you've got the cutest East Coast grin. Me, I'm a middle-aged Midwest man, a ball of fire, a Lutheran. We won't know until we try. Couldn't you love a conservative guy? It's just a middle-age fantasy, a passing thought of you and me. ] I know life is fun for Sarah Silverman. She's a New York girl and knows her way around. I think I could hang with her and all her friends from SNL. She could pick me up and we could paint that town. What would she say if I said I was a republican? Could we agree to disagree and get along? I could be still about my membership to the NRA And the two of us could write a New York song. Repeat Chorus Here's what I'd say to Sarah Silverman. I'd say "you're young and pretty, the camera's good to you." She might return the favor telling me I look just like Sean Connery and that she digs him too. I don't see why we couldn't find a thread of common ground. A Midwest guy and a New York Jewish gal. I could get past the way she feels about some talk show host And despite the difference we could still be pals. Repeat Chorus |
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