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The Poxy Boggards - The Man Who Doesn't Like Beer lyrics
Come gather good people And hear this strange tale Of a man who was known in each county and bail In a pub down in London Called the White Horse's Tail Sat the one man in England Who didn't drink ale He's known in each tavern both distant and near That queer little fellow who doesn't like beer His father disowned him out of greif and of shame His wife she divorced him and his son changed his name No country will claim him and them we can't blame For not drinking beer is his one claim to fame He's known in each tavern both distant and near That sober nigher do-well who doesn't like beer One day we conspired to drive him quite mad So I pissed in his cankered where his watery hat I sat it before him And said 'Try this me lad' He took a big sup and said this one's not bad He's known in each tavern both distant and near That perplexing bastard who doesn't like beer Through song and through story his prominence rose Til the queen saw the portrait of him in repose He tried to impress her by wearing new clothes In a picture of drinking while hawking his nose He's known in each tavern both distant and near That strange mother fucker who doesn't like Lampetts or Lagers or pitchers of Ox Nor Pilsners or Porters Or Mead sweet and clear With the Schnapps of old Eisen Or ales round a pale That strange mother fucker who doesn't like beer! |
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