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David Polansky - I Like Dessert lyrics
I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT ‘cause when it comes to food I’m not too fond of what is good for me and I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT Don’t talk about whose life I’m savin’ or about my riboflavin. It really disturbs me that my loving and kindhearted parents Have a taste for the scariest foodstuffs known to man. It’s downright amazing that my otherwise rational parents Eat asparagus and brussels sprouts and tofu and alfalfa sprouts And other kinds of sickotating garbage. I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT. The thought of eating liver makes my stomach start to “quiviviver” I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT. But I won’t eat guacamole ‘cause it’s green and it’s unholy looking. Mommy and be quite a meany; insisting I eat my zucchini - Or crammin’ a salmon croquette right down my throat. Daddy can really unnerve me when he says I must eat what they serve me; Be it clams or hams or candied yams. What happened to my right to vote?? All those opposed to eating eggplant, please signify by saying “YUCK”!!! I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT. I know I need my vitamins. It’s quite an awful plight I’m in and I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT. The dentist says my teeth are rotten. They’re the only ones I got. I guess I’ll be changing my diet. I’ll eat what I’m told and be quiet. Somehow I’ll get along, grow up healthy and strong as can be. No longer afraid of tomatoes, I’ll swim from LA to Barbados, And my body will flourish, no longer malnourished, you’ll never quite believe it was me. (Never quite believe it was “I”Oh...must be the honors English class) I LIKE DESSERT, I LIKE DESSERT But now I am aware of what I eat and what is good for me. While I LIKE DESSERT. I LIKE DESSERT. Dessert in moderation is the rule. ‘cause if all you ever eat is the stuff that’s very sweet Then your eyes get blurry and your bones get weak And your skin gets yukky and your toes turn green And your face turns purple and your ears fall off And you’re so full of sugar that you stick to your clothes And your clothes are sticky so you stick to your desk And you have to stay in school for the rest of your life And you’ll never find a husband and you’ll never find a wife AND I LIKE DESSERT. I LIKE DESSERT!!!! |
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