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Chris Rock - No Sex lyrics
Chris Rock Intro] Goodevening Class of 1999 I have one piece of advice for you no matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the champagne room Oh theres champange in the champagne room but you dont want champange you sex in the champange room Dont go to parties with metal detectors sure it fells safe inside but what about all those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit guns they know you aint got one if a women says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes twelve if she tells you shes twentysix and looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off that silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have possible commited all those crimes Coolio did some of that shit young blackman if you go to the movie theater and someone steps on your foot let it slide why spend the next twenty years in jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread aint nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think of what im saying remember this one thing theres no sex in he champagne room [Gerald Lervert] Uhh no sex in the champagne room no sex in the champagne room no sex in the champagne room no sex in the champagne room no sex in the champagne room no sex in the champagne room abosolety postively no sex in the champagne abosolety postively no sex in the champagne [Chris Rock] If a homeless person has a funny sign he hasn't been homeless for that long a real homeless person is too hungry to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue she'll probably suck you dick if a guy has a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick heres a harascope for everyone Aquarius your going die Capricorn your going die Gemini your going die twice Leo your going die Scorpio your going die fuckin no one go's to hooters for wings if you been datinga man for four months and you haven't met any of his friends your not his girlfriend some of the things I've said may not apply to you some of the things I may have said may offened you no matter who you are yo must remember this one thing no matter what a stripper says there is no sex in the champagne room NONE! [Gerald Lervert] Theres no sex sex in the champagne room Theres no sex sex in the champagne room Theres no sex sex in the champagne room Theres no sex sex in the champagne room Theres no sex sex in the champagne room aint get none cant have none, naa in the champagne room there is absolutely postively no sex in the champagne room na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex in the champagne room na na say na na Repeat until fade |
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