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The Wurzels - When the Common Market Comes to Stanton Drew lyrics
Folks say now-a days We got to change our ways the papers say so so I spose' tis true We gotta take the chance with Germany and france and live like all they foreign people do Now I wonder if they'll build The Eiffel tower on Archery Hill Put gondolas down on the river tew Shall us all drive on the roight and drink up all the noight When the Common market comes to Stanton Drew Some folks seem to think We'll ave' to change our drink there's rumours flying so I spose' tis roight They say they'd seen a tank Of portugese vin blanc Jammed up Pensford High Street tuther' noight They Say that Port and Brandy Will sell for a pound a quart And the druids arms wont close till nigh on two And we'll all drink Caviar from a ger big cider jar When the common market comes to Stanton Drew Now as for what we eat We must export more meat Send em' all our best prime beef and ham And we'll all stuff our guts on transylvanian nuts and Garlic flavoured german processed Spam When George comes home from milking He'll get a big surprise when he sits down expecting Irish Stew And his wife says "George I'll get he a gert dollop of spaghetti" When the Common Market Comes to Stanton Drew When the market time comes round Down the pub we'll all be found Jamming up the public bar all day and you wont get through the doors for Monsuirs and seniors arguing about the price of Summer Hay With Tidsbury full of Belgians and radstock full of dutch a Poulton Farmer wont know what to do and you might see Acker Bilk Advertising Kensford milk When the Common Market comes to Stanton Drew In the evenin times I spose We'll sup a pint of Rose' Just like they do in the Argentines And we'll watch them foreign blokes with their gert big hats and cloaks flamenco-ing down on the village green We'll ave to watch our wenches when those dark eyed lads get ere' and the local boys will have to form a que They'll say oh la la wee wee Instead of Ow' is thee? When the common Market Comes to Stanton Drew When the Common Market Comes to Stanton Drew When the common Market Comes to Stanton Drew |
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