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Zoogz Rift - You Doot? lyrics
(To be recited by a giggling teenage girl) I used to work at this fasst-food restaurant where this guy actually jerked off right into the hamburgers. The guy's a real numbskull. He does that, and the customers don't even know that it's there - they think people are just joking around when they tell stories like that. He does it in the vanilla shake mix too. One night, when things were real slow, I did it for him. I jerked him right into this cup! You know? Then some fat guy came in with his kidand we gave the shake to him. Some people are such stupid assholes - I can't believe it! But that was nothing compared to the drive-in theatre job I had by the foothills. Two years ago I used to roek there. And MAN, that place was REALLY disgusting! There was this weird guy who ran the place… I think he was Iranian or something… and I used to go into his office about forty-five minutes before closing time. I would go in there and there would be these two young girls there - they must have been eleven or twelve years old - both totally naked, and one of them would be sucking on his cock, which was all crooked and weird in itself, while the other would be doing this aerobic disco dancing to fucked-up Iranian music on the cassette deck. WEIRDORAMA!!!! Then I'd walk in and he'd ask what I wanted - I never liked the way he looked at me - and I'd tell him |
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