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Don Bowman - Under Tremendous Amount of Pressure lyrics
Hi ho! Listen, I'm a man under a tremendous amount of pressure I mean it never stops It's just create and work, create and work And work and work and work all the time. I'm the hair stylist To the folk-singing stars of America How about that? Just about everybody that's anybody Is a client of mine. I mean it's like Who's Who and what's what and why. I run a men's hair salon called The Brush and Comb Can you believe that? Pretty fancy name, huh? It means "Barber Shop". It really does. I create probably the most original hair styles in the entire world Maybe even farther, even And to all the folk-singers all over everywhere even I've become known as "the king of the mop" I've got the plushest place That you have ever seen in your entire well-done life The floors are all done in real deep-red carpets And the walls are bright chartreuse. And there's never any complaints about customers having to sit and wait a long time 'Cause I stock the lobby with plenty of no-label cigarettes and little miniature bottles of airplane glue. That keeps everybody happy. I created the style that Rob Bylan wears And it's made him rich and famous, so naturally, you can't knock it. See, the original creative-type idea was to make it look like there was an explosion in his hair I finally succeeded by sticking his finger Into a light socket. He hasn't been back since. And if you should ever decide to become a folk-singer And you wind up a big star in television and making records Believe me, it would be some kind of a favor to me If you'd take your Raggedy-Ann head to someone else 'Cause as the number one American hair dresser for men I've got all I can handle, and I'm under a tremendous amount of pressure. |
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