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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Do Ya Fuck on First Dates lyrics
Verse 1 Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find that what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool Right next to hers and I ask: Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Cause you've you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour-- I'd like you to be on it' Verse 2 You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila And the bullshit you've gotta go through Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her When all that you'd love is just to screw But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man And sit around for hours and talk But me new method is, you just cut through the shit And get down to the goodies straight off: Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? Do you sleep in the nick? Do you give head very often? If we can decide, your place or mine We can fuck off then' Verse 3 So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on And drop a few lines like I told you This new method of mine might not work every time But then again no method will I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers But then I've got a few fucks as well Chorus 'Do you fuck on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Could I feel your tits? Or would you show 'em to me? If the answer is 'No' To me questions above -- Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does!' |
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