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Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus lyrics



Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
Songs list of album: Kev's Kristmas (2003)
         Title Rating
01   Hey Santa Claus lyrics  
4.00
02   Kristmas Without Snow lyrics  
5.00
03    He Only Comes Once a Year lyrics Add lyrics   -
04    Ho Ho Fucking Ho lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    Santa's Fuckin' Roadies lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   Kristmas on the Piss lyrics   -
07    Tattoo of Santa lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   Roo Dog lyrics  
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09   Santa Was Stoned lyrics   -
10    Grandad's Finger lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    Amazing Grass lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    What About Poor Old Santa Claus lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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