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Marie-Lynn Hammond - Science Is Wonderful lyrics
chorus: science is wonderful science is grand but theres one thing about science that i dont understand they can build a bomb to destroy the world they can put a man on the moon but they cant find one safe and easy way to keep sperm out of the womb Mike and Ann were Catholic and they didnt want any kids but the church said they had to use rhythm so that is what they did do you know theres a name for people who practice rhythm faithfully yup - we call em parents - now Mike and Ann have a family of three chorus Jane and Lynn and Catherine put their faith in the I.U.D. wasnt long before all of them were mothers to be so Catherine got a diaphragm the next time round cause she didnt know what else to do now Jane and Lynn have one kid each - Catherine has two chorus if men could get pregnant, you know what wed see birth control research would be bigger than the defence industry theyve got a million medical marvels to delay your trip to the tomb but they cant find one safe and easy way to keep sperm out of the womb now I grew up in the 60s and we all went on the pill till we saw it was making us moody, fat, depressed and ill the trouble is the fellows all got used to it, they thought it was the norm now you show a safe* to a 60s man, the poor darling cant perform chorus * A 60's term for condom |
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