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Apologetix - The Real Sin Savior lyrics
Parody of The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna have to prod them here Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before You oughta hope in the Lord Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It costs you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livins above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy! I'm sick of them born agains Walkin' around askin' if you know God speakin of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no proof though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to question on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they? We ain't shinin' examples Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that |
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