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Afroman - Tumbleweed lyrics
Wait a minute man Ay check this out man It was this blind man, right? Man check this It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Ay, he walked past this fish market You know what I'm sayin'? He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that shit man? Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man I tell you what My man on the guitar Ay, fool on the drums Everybody just crowd 'round the mic I tell you all these motherf****n' jokes I got man So first I'm gonna start it off like this Help me sing it home boy, come on Said colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong It still takes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin on datin rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell I bet my Cavy will Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it eastside Palm Dell When the Afro Man walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's when I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the flo' Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left Fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo' Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine I'm a f*** that b***h just one more time Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong It still takes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin on datin rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell I bet my Cavy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house Cuz she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said I E Lips was breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong It still takes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f*** that b***h again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thang said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong It still takes from here to Hong Kong Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to f*** But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what) I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in That's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?) So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang) You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang) But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman So he start beatin' on yo' ass Now ya clothes all muddy Ya nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now it's all (what) You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off Said colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park |
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