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George Hrab - Skeptic lyrics
You can't believe what a skeptic I am I can't believe you believe in that man We disagree but I still give a damn Your Guru assures if you follow his regimen You will become a most excellent specimen The power to live on and on for all days Is right at your fingertips if someone pays He says that his aura will keep you alive for three easy installments of ten ninety-five The device he uses sucks out the bad juices And leaves no bad bruises, it simply deduces The proper percentage of X in your brain This miracle cure leaves no permanent pain And still, You can't believe what a skeptic I am I can't believe you believe in that plan We disagree but I still give a damn Your astral projections are coming along Your chakra and chi are both growing real strong Your cold disappeared after just nine short days All thanks to the words on the Whole Earth displays Now due to the juices, the pills and the creams Your body's lost toxins, whatever that means You've stopped eating all of that sinister food Your dinner tastes awful, so it's gotta be good And still, You can't believe what a skeptic I am I can't believe you believe in that sham We disagree but I still give a damn The ramification of treatment from holy men Leaves me slightly queasy deep down in the abdomen Convinced that the lives that they lead need adjusting They drive to the book store and blindly start trusting The miracles and cures all laid down in black ink Never even bothering to stop and think The only real power that I do believe Is the dollars and cents all these authors receive If miracle wonders were held in their looks Why waste precious time and try selling their books? Why sit and wait for your publishing royalties? If one has real power, who needs reader loyalty? If you could travel by thought to a mystical place Why go to book signings and vie for shelf space? Why would you wait for your agent to call you and vent And try to convince you he's worth twelve percent? Why would you bother with talk shows and a crazed publicist Why deal with the people that repeatedly insist That you show them real proof that your powers exist? Hey, convince some real skeptics or cease and desist Trust me six months from now, you folks will not be missed What is the moral that we all must learn Especially those others with money to burn Before your eyes widen at the book on the shelf, think: Is he helping you, Or is he helping himself? You can't believe what a skeptic I am You should believe what a skeptic I am |
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