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Kurious - Fresh Out the Box lyrics
[announcer] Hi!! hows it goin alright fellas Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh "tap talk usa" with your host.. Louis.. st. ides donkey dick, yeah Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh Big al [willy scratch] Willy scratch, thats me, willy scratch! I like to scratch my ass! [announcer] How you doin willy scratch? Well when the lemonade is on the line, And the milk is in the back pocket, And the burgers are on the floor, What do you like to do most? [willy scratch] Aww I scratch the two tumors in my bloomers! Thats what I love to do, its the best! (je-zus christ!! brother love loves you) [announcer] Ohh-kay, thats a little word From our preacher over here on the right, but uhh When the uhh shit hits the fan, And your uhh, tissue hits the hand, And you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan, What do you come up with? [willy scratch] I get golden showers on my fucking asshairs And on my mustache I wipe it in your glass! hahaha! (je-zus save you! brother love loves you) .. "i wanna say a few words to you guys, That Ive been thinking about backstage." [kurious] Three cheers for my peers for the brew that Im consumin No knockin what Im rockin cause my confidence is boomin Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note Not (? ? ) again loop, without a paid show (daaamn) take a quick dip in my moat Kurious the magician Im laid back like dope Or valium, or (? ? ) be chillin like I wanna A freezer full of 40s and a pocket full of scarma Shit is on the verge to break Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake Motherfuckers til theyre cripsy, I mean fuckin burned Bout time that you learned kid Check what I did flip the lid of my brew Givin a quip (? ? ) a dollar or two C.m. crew, rocks more pull than a ox (where can I check this out? ) fresh out the box "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched* [kurious] Check it out No it doesnt take a sleuth, to know Im hundred proof I raise the fuckin roof, get looser than a tooth In a, elderlys gums, I collect healthier sums Of loot when Im out drinkin with the bums Pour in contributions, slide to the liquor spot Brothers put their money on me cause Im figured to rock Yeah, with that shit that booms Hoppin trains is a pain I maintain in the tombs Crack the judge with a grudge, "i dont like puerto ricans" Speakin on the jones, made bail, and now Im leapin and jumpin True to the time, my shit is pumpin Think you wanna talk?Im dumb, I dont know nothin Jack shit, suck a fat dick you fuckin bastard Im illy with the (? ? ), drinkin wines gettin plastered While you maintain, in your donut shops Kids runnin with glocks, fresh out the box "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched* [kurious] Uhhh, check it out Dropper of the funk, not a beef initiator Temperatures on, rise like the equator Later for the bullshit, save the tip for the waiter "was the pussy good sir? " I dont know, I never ate her Plant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can grow "aiyyo your lyrics is corn," like the, one on my toe To get with kurious you gots ta keep on tryin son And when it comes to fucks - nah I dont give a flyin one If fucks had wings yo Id be flyin forever Pullin on a lover with her pet A peacock lover dipped in ink, youre +pretty in pink+ Molly ringwald got scald, the water in the sink Was red hot -- oops, almost forgot And if the honey look good, I walk her like a rott- -weiler, I style her, in other words sport her She tried to dig my pockets (bus-ted) but yo I caught her Sorta bugged aint it?dig the flow of the rhyme You know the hoe fainted when I showed her mine Jumpin out the socks whether cotton or mesh Guaranteed out the box, that my shit stay fresh "fresh out the box.." -> run-d.m.c. {*scratched* |
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