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Composer: Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch - Mixer at Delta Chi lyrics



Mixer At Delta Chi - Stephen Lynch
It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at delta chi
we take some oxycontin
dave matthew gettin' high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man
Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor I've got your major in my pants
I've got your student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam
I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man
Songs list of album: The Craig Machine [live] (2005)
         Title Rating
01   Vanilla Ice Cream lyrics   -
02   Baby lyrics   -
03   Halloween lyrics   -
04   Love Song lyrics  
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05   Craig lyrics   -
06   Beelz lyrics   -
07   Albino lyrics   -
08   Mixer at Delta Chi lyrics   -
09    Little Tiny Moustache lyrics Add lyrics   -
10   Pierre lyrics   -
11   Whittlin' Man lyrics   -
12   Classic Rock Song lyrics   -
13   Not Home lyrics   -
14    Voices in My Head lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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