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Stephen Lynch - Craig lyrics
Craig - Stephen Lynch Everyone knows Jesus The man who healed the lame. But I am Jesus' brother Craig is my name. Jesus is the Prince of Peace. Jesus is the Lamb. Jesus is the Son of God But Craig don't give a damn. Cuz when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night. I don't turn water into wine But into cold Coors Light. I'm not my brother, I know, Don't walk on H2O But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow. I'm fuckin Craig I'm fuckin Craig I'm fuckin Craig Craig Christ I hang out with Lepors, The Rabis, and Sodimay. Jesus' friends are called Apostles. Those dudes are totally gay. Jesus performs miracles From Galalli to Rome. But it would be a miracle If he brought a fuckin lady home. Because when Jesus is prayin Fuckin Craig is layin Every lady in the Testament You know what im sayin? I won't die for your sins Like my famous kin. But if you have a little sister Then theres room at this inn. I'm fuckin Craig. I'm fuckin Craig. I'm fuckin Craig. Craig Christ. Jesus was our mothers fav. All her love to him she gave. But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree. Yeah. And now the question for you Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" But where will you be When the Craig Machine comes partyin through? And if the Lord will allow You've got to ask yourself how, When, who and why and where is your messiah now? It's fuckin Craig. Fuckin Craig. Fuckin Craig. I'm fuckin Craig. Craig Christ. Craig Christ. Craig Christ. I'm fuckin Craig. |
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