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Stephen Lynch - Gerbil lyrics
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo If richard grear can do it I can too I get undress I start to lube I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll feel Will he like it better than his little wheel Careful now he's right beside me One more inch and he's inside me Goooo, gerbil, go Burrow harder, burrow deeper be my little chimney sweeper one thing i forgot about how am i supposed to get you out so now my gerbil is on easy street its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat got to find a way to get him out of his hole i tried crobars i tried wires i almost had him with a pair of plyers i tried cheese but he's not biting i wish this wasn't so exciting Goooo, gerbil, go Jesus, I am such a sucker Please get out you furry f***er I think I am getting ill Suddenly he is very very still Now its too late My gerbil died I guess I have committed gerbicide Here's some advice its very clear cutt If you love your gerbil Don't stick him up your butt Don't stick him up your butt Little furry gerbil in your booty hole |
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