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Necro - The 12 King Pimp Commandments lyrics
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments! Uh It's pimp gator Peep the ? A king pimp's been here for years representin' There's rules to this shit I'll break down a lesson Step by step Like a booklet for you to sweat And try to apply To make yourself fly No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit When idiots talk inferior shit Brush it off when you hear it Never fear it Don't put a knife to a broad Cause the penis is mightier than the sword Peep the metaphor You'll find more Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated 38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated You must play past the devils trickery Prison, liquor and hits of E Nicotine and chicks with V.D. No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at once A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness Intelligence but never with an iron-fist No. 3: only fuck with a bitch when you're both clickin' Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't strut with chickens 4: must withstand all criticism Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' jizzm It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism That it's wrong but it isn't No. 5: never let a female be equal with you Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you She was put on earth to serve men She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats 6: you'll use violence in self-defense To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess No. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a knife Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's light Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood You can start flippin' Grippin' her like a victim But never start hittin' This is called the king pimp's whippin' No. 8: since punlyness is next to godliness You must keep your hygiene clean regardless A shower a day'll do and keep your physical being In the best condition possible it could be in No. 9: you're never stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap When it comes to you and your peeps You owe yourself the best treats No. 10: never sweat when a bitch leaves you knowing The story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one going They come better the next time They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the next one is always a better kind 11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless You're fortunate enough to get re-elected And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it Cause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway, kid Let her fuck with the other 51 pimp-types, they're better for her Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera 12: there's leaders and followers A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick swallower Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars Even a scholar Of Cabala doesn't get followed The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid Cause he's brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks shit Follow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups Bitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-up The respect these bitches will have for you will be sacred Slut, pay up I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet, wake up! The 12 king pimp commandments No doubt Respect it It's pimp gator All you pimps all over the earth Rock with this |
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