The Lyric Archive - Song Lyrics
[Main] [Artists list] [Charts] [Genres] [Last added lyrics] [ Advanced Search]
# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z




#  A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z  

Rating:  1.00 (1 votes)
Rate It:   Poor  Poor  Average  Hot. Excellent  Hot. Excellent
Composer:

Bowling for Soup - 99 Biker Friends lyrics



Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick- up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face.
Such a pretty face.

CHORUS
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass.

Tell her that you're sorry.
Blame it on the beer.
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too.
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
Takin her away, but you won't say when.
Hold her in your arms,
Tell her this won't happen again.
When will this end? Well

[CHORUS]

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
Let's get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards.

[CHORUS]

Start runnin' now.
Songs list of album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case (2006)
         Title Rating
01   Epiphany lyrics   -
02   High School Never Ends lyrics   -
03   Val Kilmer lyrics   -
04   I'm Gay lyrics   -
05   Why Don't I Miss You lyrics   -
06   A Friendly Goodbye lyrics  
4.50
07   Luckiest Loser lyrics   -
08   Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) lyrics   -
09   Much More Beautiful Person lyrics   -
10   Friends Like You lyrics   -
11   When We Die lyrics   -
12   99 Biker Friends lyrics  
1.00
13   Don't Let It Be Love lyrics   -
14   If You Come Back to Me lyrics   -
 

Top songs of Bowling for Soup lyrics
Belgium lyrics
A Friendly Goodbye lyrics
99 Biker Friends lyrics


Last added lyrics
All the Way
All the Way
by Calloway
Minutes to Midnight
Minutes to Midnight
by Linkin Park
Ghetto Bill
Ghetto Bill
by Master P
The Massacre
The Massacre
by 50 Cent
Years Later
Years Later
by Soulja Slim



Navigation

Browse Artists
Add Lyrics
Lyrics Charts
Lyrics Genres
Today's Lyrics
Search Lyrics

 

Charts

Country Lyrics
Folk Lyrics
Gospel Lyrics
Latin Lyrics
R&B Lyrics
Rap Lyrics
Rock Lyrics
Soundtrack Lyrics

Links

Free CD & DVD Covers
Covers at CDcovers.to
Songs-lyrics.net