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Pinkard & Bowden - Don't Pet the Dog lyrics
Well, I'd much rather have a frog in my throat, Or a porcupine stuck to my face. I'd much rather have a bug in my ear, Than a dog hangin' 'round on my leg. Your girl asked you home to meet momma and daddy She told them that she thinks you're nice. But there's trouble ahead and you wish you was dead If you don't take this friendly advice, Don't pet the dog Don't pet him whatever you do Because he ain't been fixed, he knows some tricks That'll sure make a fool out of you. Don't pet the dog He gets it confused with romance Just leave him alone or the next thing you know He'll be asking your ankle to dance You say it's ok, try to push him away What's his name? Does he sit up and beg? You try to be cool, but you look like a fool With a dog hangin' 'round on your leg. Don't pet the dog He gets it confused with romance Just leave him alone or the next thing you know He'll be asking your ankle to dance |
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