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Composer: Michael "Olga" Algar

Toy Dolls - My Wife's a Psychopath lyrics



I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

CHORUS:

My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...(guitar bit)

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

Fade..
Songs list of album: Absurd-Ditties (1993)
         Title Rating
01   Absurd-Ditties lyrics   -
02   I'm a Telly Addict lyrics   -
03   Terry Talking lyrics   -
04   Ernie Had a Hernia lyrics   -
05   Toccata in DM lyrics   -
06   My Wife's a Psychopath lyrics   -
07   Sod the Neighbours lyrics   -
08   Melancholy Margaret lyrics   -
09   Drooling Banjos lyrics   -
10   Alec's Gone lyrics   -
11   When You're Jimmy Saville lyrics   -
12   Caught up the Reepersbahn! lyrics   -
13   Dez the Demon Decorator lyrics   -
14   Absurd-Ditties (End Bit) lyrics   -
 

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