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Twiztid - Off the Chain lyrics
[Jamie Madrox] Daddy I'm high as a cloud floating looking to touch Anything soft enough I can bust my nuts on Like them average ass titties of yours Now I done seen many, many pairs of titties before But them titties right there look suckable to me With the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be She got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so If I don't drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode [Monoxide] Now I'm stone sober in a room full of ugly All I want to do is get some ass tonight And if I, play my cards right and smoke this weed Then I'll be swimming in some ass like the tsunami And it won't matter if she, kinda looks like a he Cause as long as I stay high they're all dimes to me Bumping Ron Isley in the truck with the tree Getting high hoping this ugly bitch will fuck me [Chorus] Now you look like Madonna with a splash of J-Lo Mixed with Halle Berry and some Anna Nicole 'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain A little Gwen Stefani and some Fergie and Brittney Charlise Thereon with some Angelina Jolie Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain [Monoxide] Sometimes we would get high in the back And there'd always be this girl with a super nipple rack And I, wouldn't hit it with a bat if I'm not stoned But fuck it since I'm high little ugly got boned I'm in the zone I'm high kinda trippin off of this Everywhere that I look's a fine bitch Goddamnit, I love this weed 'Cause every last bitch looks good to me [Jamie Madrox] Beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone Ain't no reason that banging ass need to be having pants on I like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string Packed to the max with needful things Like coochie and butt watch it jiggle and such As she walks by with that run way strut I'm mesmerized on how much ass calf n' thighs You managed to stuff inside them Levi's [Chorus] You look like Jenna Jameson and Vivica Foxy With a splash Viva Guerra and Beyonce 'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain A little Paris Hilton and some Gretchen Wilson With a splash of Ashlee n' Jessica Simpson 'Cause when I'm smoking every girl I see seems to be So off the chain [Jamie Madrox] Your lips are just so soft and supple I'm willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle I'm seeing so many turkeys that I wouldn't mind stuffing Like that one right here, I bet she like it rough and hard And if she wanna cuddle right quick Turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick Let her suck your dick in a public bathroom While there's other people on the side of you taking a dune [Monoxide] Now I'm walking through the mall And I'm high as the sun And I swear this bitch's ass is looking like a cinna-bun And then I go and get a pretzels from aunt Annie's Then I fell in love with her flabby fanny I'm getting outta here before my penis gets hard And I get thrown out by the security guards Feeling like a retard, I'm horny and high But I'm almost outta weed so I'm saying goodbye. |
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