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Twiztid - 1st Day Out lyrics
I got another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme I got another funky rhyme Another funky rhyme Another funky, funky rhyme. Aww shit, Twiztid (I got another funky rhyme) This is our shit man. (Another funky, funky rhyme) They're finna remake the wicked shit. (I got another funky rhyme) Jamie spit it! (Another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme) Now they let the gates up so I bail. Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues Foam toilet, wool blankets, and the rubber shoes But I ain't naggin Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin Ain't been in the hoo ride long And the 2 liter of Moon Mist is almost gone Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know The bitch said Muthafucka pick me up at three Can't bitch, Cepta don't ride your street We can eat around the corner at KFC You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee When she showed up, damn She was outta luck I forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck Flip the tab for the cab, and the dinner too. and a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew Dressed to impress chewing dentine gum And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore Dumb bitch staring at me like an eye sore Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth The bitch jumped up faster than a race And told me had to powder her face Since she pickin up the tab You know that I'ma go for mine Garcon, Shabali '54 vintage wine And a steak well done, and an order of shrimp Jamie Madrox playin the pimp (UH!) She's back now and her hair ain't fixed Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit But I ain't saying nothing though I ain't saying nothing bout the muthafucking hoe What's up bitch? You ready to break ? Besides, how long can one fat bitch take? Quit snacking and pay the shit So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick With your daddy You're employed? Awww shit...nawww Your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie I mean him letting me grip his ride Besides he slipped me a fifty But then again I'm kinda shifty Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house Fuck sitting with your parents on the couch Dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile A juggalo's known for smackin hoes But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode Now woman, you know I love you So why don't you just let me fuck you Look bitch, I know you's a freak So let me get a little kiss on my cheek And a fuck to go with that Come on nympho, and let me hit that Tell ya what you let me stick it And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya (Ah) You little sewer skank You nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch! That's the shit J (What?) $85 bucks an hour and you wanna play And that was that A little smooth talking and she was on her back You'll never guess what My first day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) Well, shit bitch it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) First day out and I caught my nut (What?) Well, shit bitch it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) Well, shit bitch it's my first day out And I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) First day out and I caught my nut(What?) Well, shit bitch it's my first day out And I caught my nuuuuuut!! (Laughs) |
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