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Eminem - Role Model lyrics
OK<b> </b>I am going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me Mic check 1<b> </b>2 We Recording I'm cancerous So when I diss you<b> </b>you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death and I choked you again And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me<b> </b>I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally I get too blunted off the funny home grown Cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono So if I said I never did drugs That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill Cuz I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco My mind wont work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue Wit your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits A premature birth that was 4 minutes late Mother are you there, I love you I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel Will someone explain to my brain That I just severed a main vein With a chainsaw and I'm in pain I take a breather inside Either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree You probably wanna grow up and be just like me |
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